July 22, 2004

Jeez dem mawga sah!

Just flicked to WGN where they have a show call ElimiDate on. One guy gets to interact with 4 girls all at once. The girls are all clad in a bikini top, and some kind of bottom - shorts, skirts or jeans.

All, bar none, of the girls are twig like. If I were a guy, I would definitely like my girl to have some flesh on her. No less than a size 12 (American)

Oh jeez, now two of them are pushing them selves up over the guy! And he not even that desirable. It must be for some huge amount of money. Oh, he eliminated two. I'll describe the two that are left.

Girl 1
Piercing below her lip. Curly long dark hair with blonde highlights. Skinny. Mawga. However you want to term it. Her eyebrows make her look like she is perpetually frowning.

Girl 2
Thought of by Girl 1 and the Eliminated Girls to be a slut because she kiss the guy less than one hour after knowing him. The most mawga-est of the four. One of the Eliminated referred to her as Anorexic (that spell wrong I know). She is bony, scrawny. That must juck men!

Anyway, we'll see how it pans out and who he chooses. Hopefully I'll fall asleep before. Cricket is early tomorrow morning. First Test starts. Have to be fresh to watch the West Indies beat up England. You have to have dreams, don't you?


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Update. He chose Miss Anorexic. The Eliminated one told the Chosen One that she wasn't going to kiss the guy after her "mono diseased tongue went in his mouth". How crass!

Posted by yamfoot at July 22, 2004 12:10 AM
Comments

'mono diseased tongue'.....lawks.

Talk 'bout sour grapes!!

Posted by: Dr. D. at July 22, 2004 04:02 PM