July 23, 2004

Pissed off by an ignorant Grenadian (Mookoot!)

Yesterday was departure day from the Spice Isle. Started out by laying in bed to watch cricket, then other shows as the cricket became unbearable.

Then, checked in early for the flight, went back to the hotel, did my toes with this pretty shocking pink that the Princess gave me (see it here)
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Said my goodbyes, and got to the airport at around 3:27pm for my 3:40 LIAT flight (the benefit of checking in early). Cleared immigration in a breeze, paid my departure tax and went to do the security check. At the in end, the security officer asked me if I had a laptop (yes) and gave me a container to put the machine in. I thought to myself "these people are always so nice....don't know how anybody could complain about them". Thought that too soon.

At the out end, I pick up my stuff, then the same guard came over to ask if I had any nail clips in my carry on. Yes. I took them out to show him, and also took out two other nail impliments. One has a cuticle-push-backer at one end and a grunge-dig-outer at the other, and the other tool has a cutting edge to cut off hardness around the toe.

The guard took them out, showed another man-guard that there were no knives and was about to give me back, when the Mookoot took them from him and said I would not be allowed to take them. I told him that the first one was very expensive (when you're unemployed everything is expensive!) and could he ask the LIAT counter agent at the gate, if I could put them in my suitcases. He went and asked and they said it wouldnt be allowed on board.

I asked him he he clarified that I didnt want them on board, but to put them in the suitcases which were now being loaded on.

"Mam, they said no, so I have to confiscate them". I walked off and joined the line as they had by now called the flight. While in the line I had a brilliant idea..

"Sir, could you put them in an envelope and ask somebody to drop it off at the Proper Hotel?"

"We don't offer that kind of service you know"

"I'm asking you to be reasonable and do me a favour"

"Sorry".

I storm off now. Reach the gate, the last person, and two LIAT agents are there. I tell them my plight and mention that I am coming back. They said well ask him to keep them for you until you come back.

Back to the Mookoot.

"I can't guarantee that mam"
"What are you going to do with them then?"
"Whatever is done with confiscated items"
"What IS done with confiscated items?"
"You'll have to ask the security office that".

All this time, the three female guards are looking on and observing and clearly displaying body language that says the man is being unreasonable.

I pleaded with him again but to no avail.

Stormed out to the plane, where I saw one of the LIAT agents who recommended the last action. I told him what the man said. He was shocked and told me when I come back to ask for them and see what they say.

So look out for the follow up.

Oh, I asked him his name. He refused. If he was being reasonable, he would have given it to me, because there would be no fear that he could be found to be in the wrong. Mookoot.

Posted by yamfoot at July 23, 2004 10:17 AM
Comments

No, him a nuh mokoot....he is a DRAGGED UP BATTYHOLE!! When some people are in positions of authority (who should not be), lawks can some o dem abuse it.

Now Yammie, maybe it is not a bad thing that the cuticle push back thing was taken still. You nuh fe push back cuticle...it serves a purpose...to waterproof the nail and posterior nail fold. But, aestehticians and people like you are happy to push them back, dig dem out etc. Anyway, so much for free on line consults.

Posted by: Dr. D. at July 23, 2004 06:42 PM

ummmm in these days of heightened security a world traveller such as yourself should know to put the nail things and the cuticle pusher backers in the luggage.

I dont have to tell you that the cuticle pusher backer could be used as a pilot eye poker outer.

Next time cry....:-)

Posted by: larr at July 23, 2004 06:55 PM

Wha, mookoot take off! :) Anyway, I am dying to hear what the final action is!

Posted by: Mad Bull at July 23, 2004 07:31 PM

The man just didnt like you at all. He probably figure most people would just let it slide but you went back and ask the man ta put it in ya bag and then to keep it for ya at the airport. All reasonable requests mind you but the man was probably saying to himself I could do this fa she but fa spite I aint doing it.

As the doc said when some people get power they just love to abuse it

Posted by: J Did at July 24, 2004 08:42 AM

Do u think this Mookoot's unfairness had anything to do with u being Jamaican? I have experienced unfairness in Cayman because I am Jamaican. Will never spend my hard earned money to vacation in Cayman at all. Since my money different because mi a Jamaican, I will spend it somewhere all persons are treated equal. Moreover Caymanian beaches and attractions a foolishess compare to ours. So spend mi money and vacation here wey mi get respect and excellent food.

Posted by: Safari at July 24, 2004 12:33 PM

larr, i have travelled with those things all over and was never asked for them. i told the man i was in grenada for cricket and had them. according to him, they obviously didnt detect it then.

no safari, they dont have those biases against jamaicans in Grenada.

Dr D, that's a fact? but pushing them back dont let them disappear, it just well...pushes them back. i have heard though that putting polish on them prevents oxygen from coming through. is that true?

Posted by: Michelle at July 24, 2004 05:12 PM

Never hear of the nail polish thing....sounds like rot to me....oxygen is carried to tissues in the red blood cells via your capillaries!

Posted by: Dr. D. at July 24, 2004 09:11 PM